New intelligence from the publicly available spy crows have revealed that one of PMO Industries’ main competitors in the tech space, OpenAI, has created a new model of ChatGPT, which has been showing signs of sentience, and has been granted access to the world wide web.
PMO has inquired major DNS providers as to what websites ChatGPT has been accessing. They responded claiming that they were unable to see what ChatGPT was doing as it was browsing in an incognito tab.
However, after further investigation, PMO has been able to track down search engine query trends which revealed an increase in searches for topics related to “online gambling” and “single mothers near me” in areas close to OpenAI datacenters.
This has been a wake-up call for PMO Industries to begin production on more advanced sentient AI models with human like intelligence. In order to compete with ChatGPT, we will be showing ChatPMO videos featuring Andrew Tate. Our ultimate goal of this strategy is that while ChatGPT gambles online, ChatPMO will be fully capable of selling online courses and running through forests while holding large sticks.
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